Who Has More Fun? (From Saturday Morning)

The old agage about blondes having more fun, well, it's not true after all. Jeff and I were at LaParilla last night sitting at the bar having dinner. I looked way down at the other end of the bar and noticed this girl that looked familar. Turns out she was the girlfriend of a friend of ours and he had introduced her to us last year. We would see them at LaParilla every week and would usually sit with them and chat. Her personality was a little loose back then, if you know what I mean. She bleached her hair really, really blonde and she always wore clothes so that every guy in the place would be sure to notice her. She was a really sweet girl though, and she was nuts over our friend. He seemed to like her loose ways just fine. Oh, and she never ate a thing. We'd be there for a couple of hours and she'd eat a chip. Well, she and my friend are broken up now. Apparently, she's with someone else. Now her hair is totally brown, and she was stuffing her face with a burrito. I think brunettes have more fun.